ɢᴜᴇss ᴡʜᴏ’s ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴀʟʟ’s ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛTumblr (3.0; @snootis)https://snootis.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a9f30363d63598e3d741781454485abf/tumblr_pameu4t4TT1xofy75o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175237701835https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175237701835Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:13:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2e49375ec303e9f6f503fe7fd16d6802/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4ca9f4c8763b111a796ab850f6f6cfb6/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e80bccfa91bae6681ff2177242981ca/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c57466b6aa800014c4298eb9cf59ee4c/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b2b6eb93bc9099837a9c02b4948255e8/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f01303f28ab223192cd7c94f5e9c15fd/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53f83796c3dd820b607a9b3cd44f7ad4/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/109d657e8054719f8a12da4d2447a20d/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2e478bf82935d370e990b8fa6999b85/tumblr_ok1okv3l7A1s75af7o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://i-am-a-fish.tumblr.com/post/175183216372/tereozil-laugh-from-around-the-world-in" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-a-fish</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://tereozil.tumblr.com/post/156093081249/laugh-from-around-the-world-in-messages" class="tumblr_blog">tereozil</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Laugh From Around The World In Messages.</p> <p><br/> From fb.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="449" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd91beb758ce5215e57e584da7634b13/tumblr_inline_paspmkvjJI1tljqtk_500.png" data-orig-height="449" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175185303060https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175185303060Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:59:36 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/868a3825a1f9b83199539f3807af9e21/tumblr_pasaayenTp1w4eqqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/175174761270/found-this-in-one-of-my-rarest-occasions-of" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Found this in one of my rarest occasions of browsing Facebook</p></blockquote> <p>is that Trump photoshopped onto thanos’ f</p><p>face</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175182546370https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175182546370Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:17:08 -0400<p><a href="http://relishboi.tumblr.com/post/168183100004/you-choice-the-goose" class="tumblr_blog">relishboi</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="541" data-orig-width="786"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3eba6fed15dbabfe9bf9734825dd3610/tumblr_inline_p0ft3qoRn71s1l2hh_540.png" data-orig-height="541" data-orig-width="786"/></figure></blockquote> <p>where I&rsquo;m from, the goose choice you</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175171974665https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175171974665Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:16:35 -0400<p><a href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/164754411398/carl-jung-lean-i-love-fat-cats-that-get-picked" class="tumblr_blog">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carl-jung-lean.tumblr.com/post/137596975982">carl-jung-lean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice</p> </blockquote> <p style="">“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”<br/></p> </blockquote>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175171918735https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175171918735Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:14:05 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32bc404e061117523482' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nx2567Us8X1tw43wh_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":62,"hdUrl":"https://snootis.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6nKYqrZx2cAQRJaeHRAwoQ/175143423530/tumblr_nx2567Us8X1tw43wh/720","filmstrip":{"url":"https://31.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nx2567Us8X1tw43wh_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://snootis.tumblr.com/video_file/t:6nKYqrZx2cAQRJaeHRAwoQ/175143423530/tumblr_nx2567Us8X1tw43wh/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://sprachtraeume.tumblr.com/post/175143301817/sodomymcscurvylegs-menalaus-leesoojung" class="tumblr_blog">sprachtraeume</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://sodomymcscurvylegs.tumblr.com/post/133213611904/menalaus-leesoojung-please-accept-god-into" class="tumblr_blog">sodomymcscurvylegs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://menalaus.tumblr.com/post/133204785184">menalaus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leesoojung.tumblr.com/post/132239441358">leesoojung</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>please accept god into your life and watch this</p> </blockquote> <p>LIFE CHANGING</p> </blockquote> <p>This is transcendental!</p></blockquote> <p>Who are they!!</p></blockquote> <p>AHHHH</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175143423530https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175143423530Fri, 22 Jun 2018 12:34:16 -0400<p>Fun fact; I’m not allowed to drink soda </p><p>My favorite drink is apple juice though </p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175125414165https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175125414165Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:44:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b799646bd3bc826aa524eac4edc5cc63/tumblr_p2tae7kPvb1qmbg8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I feel personally attacked</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175125392235https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175125392235Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:43:10 -0400<p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/175123561298/karmasfallenknight-shingeki-no-flute-fluff" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://karmasfallenknight.tumblr.com/post/175123520781/shingeki-no-flute-fluff-lithefider" class="tumblr_blog">karmasfallenknight</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shingeki-no-flute-fluff.tumblr.com/post/82504582708/lithefider-glorious-godofchaos-reyairia">shingeki-no-flute-fluff</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lithefider.tumblr.com/post/82456789053/glorious-godofchaos-reyairia-pirateking92">lithefider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glorious-godofchaos.tumblr.com/post/37665719715/reyairia-pirateking92-thats-your-otp">glorious-godofchaos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reyairia.tumblr.com/post/37623819816/pirateking92-thats-your-otp-theyre-just">reyairia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pirateking92.tumblr.com/post/37620627696/thats-your-otp-theyre-just-friends">pirateking92</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“That’s your otp”?</p> <p>“They’re just friends”</p> <p><figure data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mesvd7FfDS1r66kta.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/039df85eeeb55b4170559a4367986717/tumblr_inline_p7y4936AB11r9mn76_540.gif" data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mesvd7FfDS1r66kta.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>“That’s your otp”?</p> <p>“But they hate each other.”</p> <p><figure data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mesyhv0MK61r2bo8b.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/039df85eeeb55b4170559a4367986717/tumblr_inline_p7y4942tix1r9mn76_540.gif" data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mesyhv0MK61r2bo8b.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>“That’s your otp?” </p> <p>“But they’re not gay.”</p> <p><figure data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meu6z6caZ01rrdxtv.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/039df85eeeb55b4170559a4367986717/tumblr_inline_p7y494OQVF1r9mn76_540.gif" data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meu6z6caZ01rrdxtv.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>“That’s your otp?”</p> <p>“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”</p> <p><figure data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meu6z6caZ01rrdxtv.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/039df85eeeb55b4170559a4367986717/tumblr_inline_p7y494OQVF1r9mn76_540.gif" data-orig-height="109" data-orig-width="198" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meu6z6caZ01rrdxtv.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>“That’s your otp?”</p> <p>“But one of them is dead.”</p> <p><figure data-orig-height="154" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8e175b15e28050cdc54601d5c775bbd/tumblr_inline_n3xmviTKPU1s8s65w.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8e175b15e28050cdc54601d5c775bbd/tumblr_inline_p7y495IlR71r9mn76_540.gif" data-orig-height="154" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8e175b15e28050cdc54601d5c775bbd/tumblr_inline_n3xmviTKPU1s8s65w.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote><p>Homestuck. This is the Homestuck fandom in a huge ass nutshell.</p></blockquote> <i>homestuck this is <br/><br/>the homestuck fandom in <br/><br/>a huge ass nutshell </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku^{^bot^{^9. ^{I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. ^{Sometimes I make mistakes.}}}}<br/><br/>I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> </small></blockquote> <p>the last one is the divergent series </p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175125238965https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175125238965Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:37:09 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e3f7fc1f55e9702f96a208c75c9439f/tumblr_paloud9gj01wc7hmho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’m come back too</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175118587140https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175118587140Thu, 21 Jun 2018 17:17:13 -0400<p><a href="https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175113842430/honestly" class="tumblr_blog">snootis</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>honestly </h1><p>snoot is not funny</p></blockquote> <p>it&rsquo;s cause theyre so old</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175113850410https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175113850410Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:09:54 -0400<h1>honestly </h1><p>snoot is not funny</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175113842430https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175113842430Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:09:33 -0400<p><a href="http://one-time-i-dreamt.tumblr.com/post/175110780571/chilis-paid-google-translate-to-put-in-a-fake" class="tumblr_blog">one-time-i-dreamt</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Chili’s paid Google translate to put in a fake language called Chilian and whatever you typed in would just translate to, “Take me to Chili’s now or I will die.”</p></blockquote><p>guess who looked this up because they didn&rsquo;t read the url!!!</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175111152900https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175111152900Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:18:50 -0400<p><a href="http://chocccymilk.tumblr.com/post/172259011259/the-most-important-thing-straight-people-and" class="tumblr_blog">chocccymilk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the most important thing straight people (and people in general) need to take away from “love, simon” is that it is NEVER okay to out someone without permission. it is the lgbt+ person’s choice when, where, and how. taking that away from them is so toxic and can even hurt people. thank you for coming to my tedtalk</p></blockquote>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175107747380https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175107747380Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:50:24 -0400<p><a href="http://kingburu.tumblr.com/post/175098860612/in-sixth-grade-you-were-either-a-cucumber-melon" class="tumblr_blog">kingburu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thenonbinaryspacegem.tumblr.com/post/175007630253/in-sixth-grade-you-were-either-a-cucumber-melon" class="tumblr_blog">thenonbinaryspacegem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wizardshark.tumblr.com/post/174961890378/in-sixth-grade-you-were-either-a-cucumber-melon" class="tumblr_blog">wizardshark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dailytweets.tumblr.com/post/174915212630/in-sixth-grade-you-were-either-a-cucumber-melon" class="tumblr_blog">dailytweets</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch</p></blockquote> <p>the fuck does this mean</p> </blockquote> <p>i was more of a sea island cotton kid </p> </blockquote> <p>Midnight pomegranate </p></blockquote> <p>not gonna lie, i was just a bitch</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175107633335https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175107633335Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:44:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://lifeofcynch.tumblr.com/post/175082529193/me-a-humble-content-creator-on-tumblr-dot-com">lifeofcynch</a>:</p><blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>you:</b> *likes my post*</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> !! :D</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>you:</b> *reblogs my post*</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> !!!!!!!! :DDD !!!! 💛💛🎉</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>you:</b> *reblogs my post with nice tags and/or comments*</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💛⭐️🎉🎉 !!!!!!! :DDD !!⭐️💛💛💛 !! :D 💛💛💛💛💛🎉🎉</p></blockquote>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175089657365https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175089657365Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:29:30 -0400<p><a href="http://brakehagev2.tumblr.com/post/152713849248/me-when-i-think-ive-made-a-funny-post-my" class="tumblr_blog">brakehagev2</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>me when i think i’ve made a funny post<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="528" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cf30d7e9f8ab3fd4a03019abdeb2a19/tumblr_inline_og3mz5Zdje1ux5ryy_540.jpg" data-orig-height="528" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>my followers<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="528" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a66c376570152bf4c6a6b502ad19dea8/tumblr_inline_og3mzoHRLy1ux5ryy_540.jpg" data-orig-height="528" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote> <p>@why I have no followers </p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175089638645https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175089638645Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:28:45 -0400<p><a href="https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175087895860/when-the-ketchup-falls-on-the-seatbelt-instead-of" class="tumblr_blog">snootis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>when the ketchup falls on the seatbelt instead of your shirt</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1062"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fad5ea996a018b13c114a06c1a02d9/tumblr_inline_pan7jbGWdl1w18z9m_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1062"/></figure>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175087901745https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175087901745Wed, 20 Jun 2018 18:23:36 -0400<p>when the ketchup falls on the seatbelt instead of your shirt</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175087895860https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175087895860Wed, 20 Jun 2018 18:23:22 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/444ec6934cd44144c85b6b89d07e32e9/tumblr_palbf3HsqK1sm2zm6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i cackled</p>https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175078080915https://snootis.tumblr.com/post/175078080915Wed, 20 Jun 2018 12:00:06 -0400